Review: TeeJay Rides A Look-Alike In ‘Pretty Like Kylie’

The safest topic to sell in dancehall is sex. Hail the females, toast their sexy and commend the prowess of their ‘treasure chest’, and it is almost a guarantee such an artiste will quickly amass fans who not just follow, but also sings-along.

Consider, dancehall deejay Dexta Dapps who, right now lyrically controls sex and the females in dancehall, locally, and more so internationally.  So, it was no surprise when, amidst the present lyrical gun glock-ing and murderous badman dissing TeeJay has decided to hail the females in his new single entitled ‘Pretty Like Kylie’.

Now, here comes TeeJay using the keys of acknowledging her beauty to enjoy wide open entry. The High Grade artiste, is imaged rhyming to puffs of what appears to be a spliff, in the Lion Order Production official audio on TeeJay’s YouTube Channel.

He opens with an invitation to the Kylie look-alike, to take her position for a ride. Ready to work on the pretty-pretty, he asks for entry to what his fingers have been experiencing. The wet, sliding path is where he wants to express her his appreciating for her beauty.

Intensely impacted by her slippery slimy, he lyrically caresses her inside, dictating her position for the receiving. Set to intensify his giving, he warns of the internal impact on liver, lungs and heart, – ‘ Cock up inna trouble, C…y drop inna yuh suppn, up inna yuh… till it touch yuh belly button, liver haffi move and yuh lungs haffi open, cardiac arrest, emergency, mi press di button…’

Enjoying his dream fulfilled, he invites her to the shower, to continue the giving of what she calls his power.  The excitement of her moans, medals his knocking, graduating him from Mr. Power to Mr. Stunner.  This time, as if he needed to ask, he continues to extend an open invitation to the pretty girl, to enjoy from backward the power of his stunner.

The May 13, 2020 release has received flaming comments on several streaming platforms. The new single is happily welcomed by many, and hope to not be the last one. A matter a fact, this could be the beginning of a creative artistic collection of sexual fantasies fulfilled with celebrity look-alikes.

Do you think she really looks like Kylie, or is he sharing his celeb sex fantasy? Listen to the official audio below: